May 2013
1 post
April 2013
1 post
March 2013
33 posts
krabwatch:
sometimes i forget what a sassy fuck hussie is on twitter
punsicle:
have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class...
show me your best dinosaur impression. this isn't...
confusedtree:
kelleysbelly:
thegestianpoet:
Hyper-Realistic Tattoos You Won't Believe →
chalkos:
Kidz Bop covers Thrift Shop:
“I walk into the club like what up I gotta cool mom”
gcoky:
babyferaligator:
deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words
and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear
computerfag:
walk in to the club like what up why am I here when I have internet
Watchpanthereye24:
nerdofchaos:
lionswolf:
lumoslouis:
what have i made
omfg
OH MY GOD IS THIS ON ITUNES
omg why does this fit so well
“I wish I could write. I get these ideas but I never seem to be able to put them...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via evnglns)
alltimeboners:
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
Anonymously confess something to me that you've...
gcoky:
babyferaligator:
deaf people use sign language because actions speak louder than words
and all this time i thought it was because they couldn’t hear
chalkos:
Kidz Bop covers Thrift Shop:
“I walk into the club like what up I gotta cool mom”
alltimeboners:
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
ludacrisp:
i feel uncomfortable and out of place in 98% of all situations
Copyright Alert System (CAS) passed →
brolinskeep:
funvee:
sanityscraps:
snowl4e:
Slow clap.
Slow clap.
Enjoy having your Internet slowed down for alledged copyright infringement.
Also CISPA is trying to come back as we speak.
‘Murika, you let CAS pass. If you don’t stop CISPA, say goodbye to Free Internet.
Here’s a link to the Stop CISPA petition.
I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY MOTHER FUCKING DAY UNTIL THE 15TH.
15 days....
1 tag
lordoftheinternet:
some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet
7 tags
There’s 7 billion 46 million people on the planet And most of us have the audacity to think we matter
““It is a pity the young Pi was not nominated There’s not much you can do. He’s...”
– Taiwanese director Ang Lee noting Hollywood’s tendency to overlook Asian actors to a Chinese radio station. Ang Lee was disappointed that Suraj Sharma was not nominated for Best Actor for his performance in The Life of Pi. Lee added that he felt Irfan Khan should have been nominated for Best...
purpleturtlezflrs:
giveme-brandy-onmybreath:
peetasfakeleg:
onlyeverrory:
why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia
because it does their job better than them
my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments
half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
shnks:
cedricdigory:
conorgaynard:
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
2 tags
We hit it off so well
She made me laugh, as did I
Thought I found someone
But it was too good to be true
Hope he treats her well
February 2013
35 posts
Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your...
laugh-addict:
ytoob:
i cant believe this
i can’t
believe
2 tags
Holy fuck am I terrible at small talk
rneerkat:
hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan
paytoni0:
delightfullydez:
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE
IM...
dajo42:
hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do
i installed a camera in your room
i’m watching you
louisfab:
just imagine how long it must take a giraffe to throw up
me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
